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Final Fantasy In A Nutshell
Reblogged from gamerofmischief
- Final Fantasy I - Four Heroes Break A Time Loop
- Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan
- Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance
- Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is A Space Ghost On The Moon
- Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses
- Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad
- Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount
- Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead
- Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses
- Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex
- Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game
- Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad. Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick
- Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life
- Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs
- Final Fantasy XV - A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly
